"Jay Cutler" text convo with Justin

Me: NOOOOOO HANEY U IDIOT!! Hahaha so embarrassing and what's worse in now all people r going to talk about is how great that little bitch cutler is...not pleased

Justin: Haha I like cutler! Everyone hates on him but he is pretty good!

Me: Omg not u too!! He looks like a drunk bum!!

Justin: I love him for that reason! He just doesn't give a shit.

Me: Matt Hasselbeck NEVER would have limped off the field like he did in the NFC champ game...never.

Justin: He was actually hurt though! He just doesn't whimper when he gets hurt so people freak out.

Me: Pth I've met tougher grandmas.

Justin: He was actually hurt though! Haha YOU'RE like the rest of the haters.

Me: His middle name is whimper...jay whimper cutler...HAHA have u watched his press stuff?? He was like that coach who teared up on the sidelines.

Justin: Lol. Did you see tebow is about to win again?

Me: U know what he used to rehab his injury?? A bag of frozen peas.

Justin: Hahahahahahaha

Me: Good. I like tebow. There's somebody who doesn't whimper ;)

Justin: God.