"Bob Kraft" text convo with Justin

Me: Could that shot of the poor little kraft man have been any SADDER??? Omfg that broke my heart LOL

Justin: Hahaha! I just watched it now. So sad. What a crazy game.

Me: U saw the guy??

Justin: Kraft...yea. I love Eli..I'm happy.

Me: Yeah. Me too. But watching kraft was too much for me lol

Justin: Haha. I don't get why nobody was next to him...made it so much worse

Me: HAHA RIGHT??? And tell me u saw him sorta look to the heavens at one pt...no doubt talking to his wife...omg it was torture.

Justin: Hahahaha omg

"Meep the Bird" text convo with Justin

Me: My roommate & I are now following @meepthebird...he's the parrot that tweeted play-by-play of the puppy bowl...but I'm sure u knew that LOL

Justin: Hahaha imma need to research this

Me: Haha his tweets are things like "I like stickers"...paul tweeted him asking which puppy he thinks will be mvp.  He's like "if meep replies I'm adding it to my resume"

"5am" text convo with David

Me: U know what shit keeps me up at 5am?? Lol I'm sitting here thinking how embarrassing it was that I couldn't do an f-ing push-up that night at the bar when we were yelling "fist pump, push-up, chapstick!"  HAHA I need to get my ass to the gym annnnnd I need sleep

David: LOLOL I couldn't really either

"Glee" text convo with David

David: You missed glee.  They recreated michael jacksons I'm bad in a parking garage and all I could think is "how fucked up would I think these kids are if I'm just needing to park my car"

Me: Omg I would join them!

David: But you know you'd kinda be afraid at first

Me: Haha true.

David: Like omg are they gonna attack me?!? Then slowly start to realize: are they reenacting bad?

Me: LMAO!! Wait a second...is that the king of pop??

"Dog harness" text convo with Jamy

Jamy: Omg my friend just posted this photo of her dog in his new carseat/harness...

Jamy: He's like hanging there...strapped to the headrest...wtf!?!

Me: LMAO!!! Omg that's the greatest pic ever...no wayyyyy that's safe or comfortable for him!!

Jamy: He needs a helmet and goggles at that height!

Me: HAHAHA I love it so much.

Jamy: If you zoom in on it...it's like a tiger print body suit with four holes for the legs

Me: BAHAHA I didn't think it could get any more ridiculous!!

Jamy: And the way the straps are wrapped around the headrest looks a little MacGyver-ish...not what it was made for.

Me: LMAO! Macgyverish!

Jamy: Just sayin'

"Battle L.A." text convo with David

David: Hey have you seen battle: LA?

Me: No. I don't think I ever did.  No real interest in the world ending kinda movies.

David: Saw it last night. All I have to say is that it was a mini hereafter *see backstory below The guy spends 20 minutes dissecting the alien to find a "weak spot" to kill it.  He keeps ripping it open and stabbing diff parts but none kill it.  He yells in frustration something like: "How can we kill this thing!!" During the scene another soldier is fending off one that breached the building.  So he blows the thing up with a grenade launcher.  I immediately think well there seems to be a darn good solution right there that doesn't include walking up to them, ripping them apart and stabbing them.  Which I don't think they'll just let you do btw.

Me: LMAO!!! Omg that play by play just made my day. Sounds ridiculous!!

David: LOLOLOL I'm glad I could oblige.

BACKSTORY: David and I watched the movie "Hereafter" together.  And by "watched" I mean viciously ripped the storyline apart from start to finish.

"BJ's" text convo with Andrew

I sent this picture to Andrew back in July

And he found this one last night

Me: Hahaha yesssss. Nice find!

Andrew: I wonder if they deliver.

BACKSTORY: Last St. Patty's day, Andrew jokingly ordered a "BJ to-go" at The Golden Nugget pancake house (aka "The Nugg") after five-too many cocktails.  It didn't go over so well with our waitress but the four of us who witnessed it will forever LOVE that story.