"5am" text convo with David

Me: U know what shit keeps me up at 5am?? Lol I'm sitting here thinking how embarrassing it was that I couldn't do an f-ing push-up that night at the bar when we were yelling "fist pump, push-up, chapstick!"  HAHA I need to get my ass to the gym annnnnd I need sleep

David: LOLOL I couldn't really either

"Glee" text convo with David

David: You missed glee.  They recreated michael jacksons I'm bad in a parking garage and all I could think is "how fucked up would I think these kids are if I'm just needing to park my car"

Me: Omg I would join them!

David: But you know you'd kinda be afraid at first

Me: Haha true.

David: Like omg are they gonna attack me?!? Then slowly start to realize: are they reenacting bad?

Me: LMAO!! Wait a second...is that the king of pop??

"Dog harness" text convo with Jamy

Jamy: Omg my friend just posted this photo of her dog in his new carseat/harness...

Jamy: He's like hanging there...strapped to the headrest...wtf!?!

Me: LMAO!!! Omg that's the greatest pic ever...no wayyyyy that's safe or comfortable for him!!

Jamy: He needs a helmet and goggles at that height!

Me: HAHAHA I love it so much.

Jamy: If you zoom in on it...it's like a tiger print body suit with four holes for the legs

Me: BAHAHA I didn't think it could get any more ridiculous!!

Jamy: And the way the straps are wrapped around the headrest looks a little MacGyver-ish...not what it was made for.

Me: LMAO! Macgyverish!

Jamy: Just sayin'

"Battle L.A." text convo with David

David: Hey have you seen battle: LA?

Me: No. I don't think I ever did.  No real interest in the world ending kinda movies.

David: Saw it last night. All I have to say is that it was a mini hereafter *see backstory below The guy spends 20 minutes dissecting the alien to find a "weak spot" to kill it.  He keeps ripping it open and stabbing diff parts but none kill it.  He yells in frustration something like: "How can we kill this thing!!" During the scene another soldier is fending off one that breached the building.  So he blows the thing up with a grenade launcher.  I immediately think well there seems to be a darn good solution right there that doesn't include walking up to them, ripping them apart and stabbing them.  Which I don't think they'll just let you do btw.

Me: LMAO!!! Omg that play by play just made my day. Sounds ridiculous!!

David: LOLOLOL I'm glad I could oblige.

BACKSTORY: David and I watched the movie "Hereafter" together.  And by "watched" I mean viciously ripped the storyline apart from start to finish.

"BJ's" text convo with Andrew

I sent this picture to Andrew back in July

And he found this one last night

Me: Hahaha yesssss. Nice find!

Andrew: I wonder if they deliver.

BACKSTORY: Last St. Patty's day, Andrew jokingly ordered a "BJ to-go" at The Golden Nugget pancake house (aka "The Nugg") after five-too many cocktails.  It didn't go over so well with our waitress but the four of us who witnessed it will forever LOVE that story.